mgbinspect Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I just had a friend hand me the business card of another inspector here in Richmond. This is what is printed on the back: "Weather you are buying or selling a home, knowing its condition guarantees you a fair and smooth transaction. With a home inspection you receive a thorough, indepth visual examination of the structure and operating components of the home performed by trained professionals." [:-magnify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghentjr Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Well, Inglish is his secont language. Dont be a snob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Kibbel Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Eye don't no why you're sew hostel two hymn. I'm shore he nose or new heed bee judged buy his piers buy watt he rote. Wood ewe rather halve hymn knot right anything to urn moore prophet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgbinspect Posted October 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Gosh, your write. I feel reel bad now. (Not to mention - sometimes my spelling and word use on here can be horrific, as a handful of good Samaritans here know. So, maybe I'm calling the kettle black. I just found it a bit tragic, the guy has that on his cards.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kogel Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Weather his speling is baad won't mattor to a lot of peeple. [] [:-dunce] Thanks, Bill. Your rite, his spelling is good. Watts this about a homo gnome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Kibbel Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 The only word he misspelled is indepth. I was illustrating that he just had a problem with a homophobe homophone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Kibbel Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Thanks, Bill. Your rite, his spelling is good. Watts this about a homo gnome? Now that's funny. It's even funnier now that I just found this: http://www.insiderouttravel.com/2009/03 ... -2009.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspectorjoe Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Click to Enlarge 33.96 KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hausdok Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Very Kewl, Joe. OT - OF!!! M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspectorjoe Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 I thought I'd tossed it, but after some digging, I found that card that tops Michael's. I got it from the guy when he spoke at a seminar. I wonder if it gets him any business. He was all over the map with his talk. It ranged from aunts in the seller too the affects of whore frost at the peek. Butt it was knot awl that offal, because it was plane too sea, he did halve reel incite and new his kraft. Wanna buy a bridge between Brooklyn and Manhattan? [:-dev3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Kienitz Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Wanna buy a bridge between Brooklyn and Manhattan? [:-dev3] Joe, You can't sell that bridge ... I have the 'deed' in my lockbox [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Wanna buy a bridge between Brooklyn and Manhattan? [:-dev3] Joe, You can't sell that bridge ... I have the 'deed' in my lockbox [] Except that only mine has the raised seal on it. Sorry guys. Gotta watch them copycats. Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie R Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 You just gotta love this place, you can't help but smile! Thanks guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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