Mike Lamb Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 This is a bidet toilet seat ($45). If you turn the dial on the left it sprays water all over your crotch. Click to Enlarge 12.7 KB Click to Enlarge 15.76 KB "Its fresh water spray nozzle design delivers a refreshing jet of water." Now they tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtblum Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 So that's not a drinking fountain? Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 This post really made me think of Walter Jowers, immediately. "I am amazed I have to tell you this". Walter kinda sticks with you in these stressful times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bain Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Many years ago, I was at a party with a woman who had never used a bidet before. She excused herself to go to the bathroom, and came out a few minutes later only to say that it was time for us to leave. I asked why, and she looked down at her skirt. I looked down, too, and saw that the skirt was soaked. Before I could say a word, she said in a low voice, "The f**king bidet . . . If you make a joke, or even smile, I will never speak to you again." Apparently, there's a learning curve associated with adjusting the spray pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Morrison Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 So that's not a drinking fountain? Hmm. Well, maybe not...but I've never had fresher breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erby Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 "The f**king bidet . . . If you make a joke, or even smile, I will never speak to you again." So THAT'S why your still unattached! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben H Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 "The f**king bidet . . . If you make a joke, or even smile, I will never speak to you again." So THAT'S why your still unattached! Nah, he's just smarter than us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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