Nolan Kienitz Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Y'all may have seen this floating about. A friend of mine in Eastern Kentucky sent it to me this morning. Funny ... We need some four-by-twos. Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four." The clerk said, "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allseason Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 All they need now is some fuel for the chain saw and a 30 pack and they'll be Better Homes & Gardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHI in AR Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Clearly they were not professional carpenters. Any REAL carpenter would know that having their wood stretcher on the truck would eliminate the need to buy specific lengths of four-by-two's. Amateurs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghentjr Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 They were also hampered by a lack of nails with the heads on the correct end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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