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Hi,

Well, it hasn't influenced my life but it got me chuckling yesterday.

"Sweetie, I'm beginning to suspect this 'Preparation H" stuff doesn't make teeth any whiter." [:D]

Sherman the Shark from yesterday's Sherman's Lagoon comic strip.

OT - OF!!!

M.

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... looked up in darkness at the hand-hewn rafters. A knowing hand had shaped them, a knowing hammer drove the pegs. There is a quiet beauty in such things as these, a beauty more than paint or chisel make, the beauty of quiet men, making strong things for their own use, shaping each piece with loving fingers.

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There is a phrase that I draw on a lot. It is deeper than it sounds, bu I will never forget the words my dear mother spoke to me on the evening of my 21st birthday. "Get your pants back on, and get out of the road!"

Then, there is the ever popular "It is far better to ask forgiveness than permission"

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