hausdok Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Hi, This has nothing to do with home inspections; or anything else really. It's just three dudes who're kind of light in the loafers. [utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExFATLlc9sE&rel=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1[/utube] OT - OF!!! Mike Many thanks to Jim Simmons (Mr. Electric) for sending this in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillip Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Mike, When I clicked on your link in the post it took me to a place you had to sign in with a password to go to the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Hockstein Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Originally posted by Phillip Mike, When I clicked on your link in the post it took me to a place you had to sign in with a password to go to the message. Ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hausdok Posted January 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 OK, I think I've figured it out now; try it again. Danged computers, I hate these things! A few years ago, the conversation below could easily have been me talking in the role of Costello. ------------------------------------------- COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. How can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks, I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything, I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! ..... A few days later. ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. How can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START"............. ------------------------------------------------------- Many thanks to my stepmother, Rosi, for sending that one in. OT - OF!!! [:-dopey] M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozofprev Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 That was funny! (Video and Costello) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark P Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 The Burn Out In Iraq is Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 it is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Hockstein Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Thanks- I needed some laughs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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