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Chad Fabry day


Richard Moore
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Just in case your calendar doesn’t come pre-printed with this, I’d like to remind everyone that tomorrow, Monday, January 26th, is Chad Fabry day. Like me, I suspect all of you take a few moments to celebrate this auspicious, yet unofficial, holiday by quietly contemplating homemade boilers, old tractors and pitiful facial hair.

Happy birthday Chad!

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Three Elderly Men

Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."

The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."

The ninety-year old says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."

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Happy Birthday Chad!

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