gtblum Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Here's a few survival tips for those of you about to have a whiter Christmas than you anticipated. 1. Go to the store and get bread and milk. I don't know why. It's what we do. 2.Beer. Lots of beer. You're not going anywhere for a while so, you might as well make a party of it. It's what we do. 3. Get a shovel for the house and for every one of your kids. They'll make a ton of loot. It's what we do. 4. Candles a generator and a chainsaw. Don't ask why, trust me. It's what we do. 5.When you get home from the store, stay there. You don't belong on the road in this crap. Your not used to driving in it and, you've probably had a few beers by now. 6. Some form of birth control. It's been proven that major snow storms can sometimes have side effects that can last for eighteen years or more. 7.Be careful, be nice and help each other out. It's what we do. Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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