homnspector Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Got this e-mail from a friend today, its pretty good: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swarga Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Oh, that is gooood. I will be telling that one again Thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Kibbel Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Not only funny but it would work. There may be a homeowners insurance premium reduction for that system. My system: We moved to where there is hardly any crime. We live on a dead end road with only 6 other properties. The other homes are much nicer than ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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