A Couple of Cool Home to Retire To

[hausdok]

Now,

I've always like the Czechs. Now, if I could just hit that mega-millions lottery.

This would be the main house[:-tophat]

I'd use this one on weekends[:-viking]

Naturally, I'd remember all of my TIJ buddies and let you guys come on over whenever you felt like slumming in eastern Europe.

OT - OF!!!

M.

[Chad Fabry]

That's a lot of house for 9 million.

square footage = over ten acres under a roof. I'm afraid that the words I'd most fear would be spoken by my wife. "Dear, the basement needs to vacuumed"

[kurt]

That is an incredible deal. I've actually looked @ condos here in the Big Dirty for that much money. 60 BR's. Wow. I wonder how it's heated?

The date says it goes back to 800AD; how could that be right? Don't you think it'd be 1800?

They ought to be a little more careful w/how they phrase the other possibilities though; that "child petting zoo" @ #9 might ruffle feathers.

[Chad Fabry]

If I ordered one of those women through the postal system... when she's en route... would that mean the Czech is in the mail?

[Jim Baird]

A prospective buyer wants me to inspect this one, but I'm too busy to fool with it.

Anybody have a ballpark price for inspecting it?

[Brian G]

Baron Von Hausdok, eh? I notice it lists 60 bedrooms, but not a word about bathrooms. Better check that out Mike. I read an article a couple of years ago which claimed 1/2 of all the plumbing in the world was in the U.S. (pipe, toilets, showers, etc.). Think about that for a minute....

Brian G.

God Bless America!

P.S. Does it come with chamber maids? Got pics? []