Buyers: "So overall, what do you think?" HI: "There's no major structural issues and all of the systems have been recently updated, so it doesn't have hardly any of the usual problems of a house this age." Buyers: "That's great - any other things you can think of that we should be concerned about?" HI: "Wellll....., I'm no expert, but you might want to get a specialist to come by and see if maybe, ummmm, if maybe IT'S A GATEWAY TO HELL!"