Erby, When I read that, I laughed hard. I shared it with my wife and she's wanted one ever since. I'm pretty sure it's because she's picturing this for me: "I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs."