Report sample

[Chad Fabry 55]

I sent a report to another inspector  the other day so that he could look at the report layout.  I purposely didn't send a "cherry- picked" document. I chose it at random because I didn't remember the client name or the house address. After I sent it , I read it and came across this.  

[Erby 41]

Too much of that wacky weed?

Or is it blueberry wine?

[Jim Baird 38]

Any kind of writing, or every kind that is, needs a "cooling off" period.  When the writer returns with cold reason he can usually weed out a lot.

[Marc 88]

I tend to write the report in the evening and proof it in the morning.  Sometimes my spouse, possessing a minor in linguistics, proofs it for me.  I've said some outlandish things by mistake but this Trump thing beats it all.  At least now I know that my friend, just west of Rochester, has wise and healthy views.

[Tom Breslawski 5]

It's funny.  I find that adding something like that to the report is alright as long as you've sized up the client and are pretty sure they can handle a little humor.  Good stuff!

[Chad Fabry 55]

You guys are uptight.  How about this one?

[Marc 88]

Putting the right sort of humor into your reports makes it sing.