hausdok Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Okay Guys, I'm writing this here just in case I disappear from the face of the earth tonight. This way, you guys will know what to tell the cops when they start looking around for someone with a motive to waste/disappear my mangy butt. Thought I'd pitch in today and help my other half - the Korean Konnection - by cleaning her tropical fish tank. Everything was going great until I went to take them out of the small tank and put them back in the big tank. Guess what? Not sure how I did it, but I managed to kill her oldest, largest and absolute most favorite fish on the planet.[:-weepn] Man, this is like a bad episode of Friends. I gotta get out of here and see if I can't find a pet store that's got one of that species that large before she finds out. Otherwise, some hiker is gonna find my bleached bones out in the woods someplace.[:-wiltel] Gotta go. Also have to find a really, really good place to hide the Glock.[:-scared] Talk to you guys later. ONE SCREAM - ONE FLIGHT!!! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Moore Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Maybe try to get her in a good mood by making her dinner? I'm thinking Sushi. Waste not, want not after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jseddy Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Man, Mike! On the eve on Valentines Day you do this? How's you credit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Yeah, sushi... Sorry to hear it friend; the road to hell is paved w/good intent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence McCann Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Keep one eye open at night Mike or you'll be sleepin' with the fishes as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Moore Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 The suspense is killing me...bugging me a bit...Ah screw it! I just want a good laugh. We want an update MIKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonTx Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Mike, did you forget your CPR training? Mouth to mouth and chest compressions...that's all it would have taken...[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Kibbel Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Oh mike. MIKE, you there? Is that a chalk outline on the floor? [xx(] When the girl that became my wife moved in w/me 20 years ago, I had 8 filled aquariums. The fish quickly died off one at a time. Over a decade later she admitted to "accidentally" spilling cleaning fluids in the tanks regularly. I've had to smell my beverages before drinking them ever since. I thought I got even when we bought this home three years ago. It came with a pond and 100 fish. I recently heard her say that a patio would be nice where the pond is. [:-bigeyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian G Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by inspecthistoric Over a decade later she admitted to "accidentally" spilling cleaning fluids in the tanks regularly. I've had to smell my beverages before drinking them ever since. That doesn't sound good Bill. You may only be a Peg Bundy insurance policy away from an accident. Beware signing a stack of papers without seeing all of them. [:-sick] [] Brian G. Anyone Know the Poison Hotline Number? [:-sour] www.accuspecllc.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hausdok Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Hi, Well, I'm still here and, thankfully, I still have all my plumbing. Last night was pretty rough though. I had no idea that those damned things couldn't be bought in larger sizes. Absolutely nobody had one that size. It wouldn't have worked anyway. By the time I got home from searching, she'd gotten home from her friend's house and had discovered the missing fish. It got pretty loud around here last night and it wasn't me. I half expected the neighbors to call the cops. I'm sorta in the dog house. Not sure how long this will last. Oh, and I am sleeping with one eye open for the foreseeable future. OT - OF!!! M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Fabry Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 There are strange things done by the Korean one When her fishes come up missing. Those tales tall told of the shoulder cold and of her voice like a serpent hissing. She makes grown men shiver; like jelley, quiver and look for a place to hide. And pray that they will come away intact with all their hide. two hundred pound boy, searching for koi running his shoe soles bare. deed incomplete, doleful defeat beware, beware, beware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hausdok Posted February 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 ROFLMAO !!
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