Nolan Kienitz Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 There are just a lot of strange town names ... all over. Most Unfortunate Town Name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHI in AR Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Seeing as how the tiny, unincorporated burg of Toad Suck is only about an hour from me, I thought I'd share a related story. There was a perv several years ago from that area who had a predilection for sucking women's toes. He'd accost young women in malls or parking lots and offer to suck their toes. No actual sexual assault occurred. Not surprisingly, the local press dubbed him the "toe suck fairy." Strangely, some women only complained AFTER they let him suck their toes... I can only assume that if he'd actually bought them shoes it would have been OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Amaral Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Great story.. "I have been to Belchertown, MA" many times.. There is a 'gin mill' there called 'The Gin Mill".. You are in/out of Belchertown in about ..oh... 2-5 seconds.. There's a bridge. a river... tenements and despair.. I pass thru when I go to/fro to my kid's college in W. MA.. Reminds me of a comedic sequence of the late great George Carlin where me mentions 'Frog Balls, Arkansas' in one of his routines on his last CD.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADAIR Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 http://www.cityofuncertain.com/ sums it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtblum Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I heard they were talking about shortening the name of this town. Check out the attractions link! http://www.800padutch.com/intercourse.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Raymond Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 If you can't make it in Intercourse, Bird In Hand is a close second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Fabry Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 The most unfortunate town name is always the one where my ex-wife lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Kibbel Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 I've done inspections in Intercourse - also in nearby Blue Ball and Virginville, PA. When driving back and forth to school in Virginia, I'd pass by Climax. On trips to the UK, I've been to Buttock, Shitterton, Scratchy Bottom, Loose Bottom and Lickey End. I'm not making this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Why am I curiously aroused.....(?).... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Lamb Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Growing up I knew a girl named Virginia. We called her Virgin for short but not for long. Sorry, old joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHI in AR Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Why am I curiously aroused.....(?).... Hell if I know, but I sure hope it's NOT because of the UK city names Bill listed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Whitmore Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 I worked in Boring today...... It wasn't so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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