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  1. Jerry Simon
    My guy complained his wife couldn't close and lock a second story double-hung window, and since he was out of town, threatened me with bodily harm if I didn't go out and fix it immediately so his wife would not be at risk of being raped and his house being robbed, or some such drivel. I don't know why, but I relented and drove out to the house. His wife was trying to close the window with the latch in the locked position. . .
  2. Jerry Simon
    I haven't braced/tied-off/secured a ladder in over 18 years; never had a problem. Lucky AND stupid, I guess.
  3. Jerry Simon
    To get to the other side.
  4. Jerry Simon
    I'd hire that kid in the neighborhood everyone hates as a helper.
  5. Jerry Simon
    I believe it means it doesn't provide over-current protection. I think it's just a disconnect.
  6. Jerry Simon
    I ain't got no answer, but on a related note, anyone else make a big deal about SEC's being within 12" of the roof? I used to flag it all the time, but quit doing so unless they're way too close (under 2" or abouts).
  7. Jerry Simon
    I know. Just one reason (of six) I think you're sweet.
  8. Jerry Simon
    Oh, you . . . . . I guess you did call me first and ask. . . Sweet of you in a couple ways.
  9. Jerry Simon
    I was gonna suggest Cramer-ware, but remembered that's what you've been using. It does everything you want, but yeah, you gotta be at least semi-literate in MS Word to use.
  10. Jerry Simon
    Is that auto-text or auto-correct? Either way, way cool. How'd ya ever come up with that?
  11. Jerry Simon
    Well, I guess you can tell your friend to go ahead now, Tim.
  12. Jerry Simon
    Why rebuild? Simply have the block wall clad with aluminum or vinyl siding.
  13. Jerry Simon
    Uhmmm. . . Weren't you leaving?
  14. Jerry Simon
    Yeah, the food. My buddy goes over there 4-5 times a year. He's an upper management guy at Cat, and they're building a plant there. Says the phrase "how much is that doggie in the window" ain't a song; it's a grocery store thing. And the motorcycle girls. I wanna talk about them, too.
  15. Jerry Simon
    What if such foolishness is a brain disorder caused by mold? Think about it. . .
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  17. Jerry Simon
    You make a great observation. I've been thinking that for 18 years. As one once said, many are at best professional door unlockers, though since watching more than a few struggle at opening their little key-box thingys, let alone a deadbolt, I'm doubting that as well.
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    Me love you long time. . .
  19. Jerry Simon
    Yeah, and modern smoke detectors are a direct spawn of them folk in KY who hung Jiffy Pop over their bedroom doors.
  20. Jerry Simon
    Ty, David. A great suggestion.
  21. Jerry Simon
    Anybody here fit the bill? I need office help to sync all three programs together. I pay well. If interested, private email me. Thanks. jerry@illinoisbuildinginspection.com
  22. Jerry Simon
    Does it have to be oriented so the toggle is in the up position when the furnace is on?
  23. Jerry Simon
    This Heatilator fireplace was labeled by the seller as broken, so I didn't try to light it. That said, what's with the thermostat to the side of the fireplace (& it ain't for the furnace) Click to Enlarge 26.06 KB?
  24. Jerry Simon
    Yep, a workhorse. Been using my 17' LG for 18 years inspecting, and 6 years prior at another job.
  25. Jerry Simon
    Come on now Jerry, news this good (at least I hope they were tears of joy) deserves it own new thread! Done. . .(thanks)
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