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We got rid of the skunk under our shed by peeing in its hole everyday for about a week. True story.

Any skunk that would hold still for that has to be sickoid.

Oh, you mean the entry hole. [:)]

That explains why we've never had skunks under our shed. [:)]

Mike, since you don't have a week, I suggest you use a tiger torch on the shed.

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You probably shouldn't have come here for advice. If PETA gets wind of this, you'll have a stack of paperwork higher than the shed you're tearing down. They'll have you in cuffs on Animal planet. You'll be sentenced to building skunk habitat as a community service.

The whole thing stinks! Got a big ass rope and a pickup truck?

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I’ve read fox urine works well and that people urine also works well and is usually cheaper. I’m a class act so I’ll just keep it zipped.

I talked to a critter dude today and he said if they are down there they should just run away when I start wailing. I’ll bring a camera in case this is a world’s funniest video.

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I’ve read fox urine works well and that people urine also works well and is usually cheaper. I’m a class act so I’ll just keep it zipped.

I talked to a critter dude today and he said if they are down there they should just run away when I start wailing. I’ll bring a camera in case this is a world’s funniest video.

So . . . how does one convince a fox to pee down a skunkhole?

Question two: You can actually BUY human urine? Eliminate skunks from the equation, and ask why anyone would want to buy the stuff.

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I’ve read fox urine works well and that people urine also works well and is usually cheaper. I’m a class act so I’ll just keep it zipped.

I talked to a critter dude today and he said if they are down there they should just run away when I start wailing. I’ll bring a camera in case this is a world’s funniest video.

So . . . how does one convince a fox to pee down a skunkhole?

I don't know.

Question two: You can actually BUY human urine?

Sure. For passing drug tests, and skunk removal.

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